Stop Staring Hoodie

Bring some bold holiday humor to your wardrobe with this cheeky “Stop Staring at My Balls” design. Featuring two festive Christmas ornaments — one green, one red — decorated with classic winter patterns and surrounded by sparkling stars, this piece blends playful comedy with clean, eye-catching artwork. Perfect for parties, gift exchanges, or anyone who likes their Christmas spirit with a side of mischief. Guaranteed to get laughs and double-takes all season long.

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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